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Tuesday, November 22, 2022

1998-04-02 Uniondale, NY

 4/2/98 Uniondale

I've actually heard this show once before as a new fan checking out highly recommended gigs, but remember nothing about it, so this might as well be my real first listen :p

Set 1 -

Tube - Immediately, like, within seconds, this is funkier than every single 3.0 version I've ever heard. How do they do that, haha. And that friggin Clavinet (what else is it?) solo from Page around 2 minutes in is just nasty!! I'm talkin' 1970's porno nasty!!! Dang! 4 minutes in now and the whale siren has begun. Page has shifted back to piano and Trey slides on into the jam. Things are getting classier now, haha. 6 minutes now and things are edging themselves towards Type II before Trey breaks out his wah pedal and returns us to 70's Porno Funk Town. And back into a proper Tube jam we go. Jeez....how the eff did they do this....A+++++ 10/10 TUBE!!! :D

My Mind's Got a Mind of It's Own - In no proper world should we be able to go from funk supremacy to bluegrass lunacy like nothing, yet here we are. Since I'm sure I'll ending highlighting the rest of this show, I'll make this the sacrifical lamb for the review gods. Great version. Every sounds great. Etc Etc :)

The Sloth - A little unsure sounding tonight. Just a very nice little Sloth. Always welcome but nothing special.

NICU - Ah yes, here we go. Great as always but again didn't feel that special.

Stash - What the hell is going on?! This is some black-hole Carini wormhole stuff. Or Dark Star, Miami 1989 stuff, if you prefer :) The song slowly just dissolves into a gooey, ragey, atonal, abstract mess of noise and insanity. What. AND WE ARE ONLY HALFWAY DONE! It's 10 minutes in and at any second I'm expecting them to launch into BBFCFM - let's put it like that! By 12 minutes we are heading back into demented Stash territory again, but....how do you begin to describe this?! It's like Trey has taken his wah pedal and strangled it around the throat, making it fight for life. Picture a literal aural struggle between a man and his pedal. Yo, this is disgusting. But then somehow at 13 minutes we transition into some late-3.0 bliss ambience outta nowhere. Ok, I guess, lol. Some really, really nice jamming evolves out of this. Very mellow but still rhythmic and dynamic. Reminiscent of Theme From the Bottom or a jam that could build into a Free, perhaps. But the jam ends up slowly dying a beautiful death. I'm pretty tired today - this is a very restrained review of this from yours truly. This was definitely an all-timer. :)

>Horn - Didn't see that segue comin'!! Freaking AWESOME when Trey kicks in his distortion and they just SLAM into it like it's Free or something. WHAT GIVES?! IVE NEVER HEARD A HORN ROCK LIKE THIS?!?!?! IM LITERALLY HEADBANGING TO HORN. WHAT. From there it goes to normal Horn territory, but that opening minute or two was sick!!! Really, really, awesome Horn!!!!

Waste - Not crazy about the set placement, but my favorite Phish ballad (and maybe top 5 favorite P song!) is ALWAYS welcome no matter where it is! Especially if it's got that 1972 Rolling Stones vibe like tonight. Other than Trey SHREDDING inappropriately, haha, this sounds like a cousin of Loving Cup tonight. GREAT!

>Chalkdust Torture - EVEN BETTER - HOLD ON TO YOUR FREAKING SEAT HOLY CRAP! SHOT OUT OF THE GATE LIKE A BULLET FROM A GUN!!! GET YOUR SEATBELTS ON, IMPACT IS IMMINENT!!!! From that Horn to Waste and then BAM into this, I feel like I just took a sucker punch to the face out of nowhere! Also, fastest friggin' CDT I've ever heard. Did they need the bathroom or something? :p As expected, Trey wastes (see what I did there? :) ) zero time getting down to business. As with Stash, this is "Guitar Mutilation 2.0". I don't know whether to be terrified or to headbang!!!

And with that....set 1 comes to a conclusion.

My brain has turned to mush. Please send help!

This set in a nutshell:

https://i.imgur.com/CwQOLex.mp4 


Ok, let me put my dislocated jaw and shattered face bones back together after that kick in the face that was set 1.
First thing to note - my favorite song opens the set. That's always good - and the only song I'm not a fan of is Sleeping Monkey. This all bodes very well for me. :)

Here we go...

Punch You In the Eye - It's great. Nothing to say. Didn't hit me too hard. Just a fine PYITE.

Simple - Absolutely beautiful. It doesn't end up going anywhere unexpected, but it's just simply gorgeous.

>Birds of a Feather - "Guitar Mutilation, Vol. 3". 'Nuff said. It's BOAF. It's Phish 1.0. For a debut rendition, they annihilated it. Didn't really impress me that much if you can believe it, but it was still hot as hell!

Wolfman's Brother - Your standard, perfect Wolfman for the first 7 minutes. Just perfection. Then for the final few they start heading for jam land, weaving in and out of Type II, teasing us whether they are going to take it further or not. Absolutely fantastic version though!!!

>Sneaking Sally - Ok, forgoing a jam to segue perfectly into Sally is allowed. Around 4 minutes the Wolfman's-Jam-That-Didn't-Happen appears and we are off to the races. By 8 minutes, things are still funky, but we are slowly creeping towards ambience. Thankfully we don't drift into the ether, but things get silky smooth and we are just riding the chill train to chill town. Fantastic.

>Frankie Says - They were heading towards it, but Trey decided to cut to the chase and ripcord into Frankie. :) I love this song and this is a great version. Great stuff!

Twist - Starts off with the usual rocking bit. By 7 minutes things get decidedly more uptempo, yet at the same time also get more chill. Trey doing some cool rhythmic stuff with Page doing synth/key washes beneath him. We are entering The Zone! By 10 minutes we've dissolved into Type II Land with Trey doing ambient note sustains on top of Page's synth washes and the uptempo rhythm set by Cactus and Fishman. Trey busts out his wah pedal to do so "porno scratching". This remains the sound and style for several minutes until around 14 in when the blissful synths turn into darker storm clouds of impending doom! This just went from "ooh, floating on a cloud" to "oh crap, turbulence up ahead!!!". Extremely freaking cool jam. 18 minutes in and it sounds like we are heading straight into outer-friggin' space - surely this will result in an epic 2001!!!

>Sleeping Monkey - ....alas it is not to be....WELL KILLING THAT TWIST FOR SLEEPING MONKEY WAS A FREAKING SIN!!!!!!!!

Rocky Top - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guyuute - I freaking love Guyuute. In an encore slot?? Hmmm. All in all it's a keeper though and actually works in a triumphant finale kind of way. Great version! Extra tight! Good stuff!!


All in all, set 1 blew-my-friggin'-mind. Set 2 left me underwhelmed. The Wolf>Sally>Frankie was great, but nothing too special. The only REAL MUST-HEAR for me in set 2 was the absolutely out-there Twist. THAT was nuts!!!!!

Still, totally glad to have had a proper listen finally and the other 3 shows are coming your way, guys :)

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